Two of my friends got married yesterday and I need to watch out for the following things:
--Make sure the preacher speaks up or is miked.
--Don't disappear from the wedding festivities for long periods of time.
--Make a timeline and stick to that timeline.
--Make sure people don't get belligerent.
--Make sure inappropriate public displays of affection are kept to a minimum. No, kept to zero. None. Nada. I'm not having it.
I think that was about it.
I'll need to designate someone to keep on top of the last two items.
I would nominate Jay to be the Belligerence Security monitor, but you never know, he might exacerbate instead....
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking (the second part).
ReplyDeleteWow...
ReplyDeleteHAHA...how funny is it that I agree with you about Jay? He'll be fine....:)
ReplyDelete"Are you getting belligerent?" "Are you?" "How about now?" *punches guest in the stomach* "Please say you're belligerent, now!" "Are you sure?"
ReplyDeleteI'll bring my waterboard...
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