When you're in the woods for hours on end by yourself, you have a lot of time to think.
#1 I really should stop watching crime shows...I have very little doubt that I'll stumble upon a body someday.
#2 They call dense patches of rhododendron "rhodo hell" for a reason.

Ha ha- they make me paranoid about crazy killers! I never even thought about finding a body!
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...and what should you have learned by watching those shows?
ReplyDelete1. Don't mess with the evidence. (because the cops will think you did it)
2. Report it ASAP. (otherwise, the cops will think you did it)
3. If you can't seem to follow rule #1, don't try to undo your mistake and clean up your tracks. (again, they will think you did it)
4. If you really did do it, try and get someone else to break rules 1 through 3.